D Kelley Word Mash

Chris is a wonderful teacher. Whenever he gets the time he travels. This year he decided to live it up like a real G, and go to the biggest event ever!!, also known as the Oktoberfest. Chris wants to eat lots of food. He starts out eating Oatmeal Casserole. Next he passes the cheesecake Factory, and couldn't resist, so he buys Muddy Musty Granola Cheese Cake. Latter he runs into a kid that challenges him to a bobbing for apple contest. he gets his a** kicked so he leaves angry. Getting his butt whipped makes him hungry again, so he grabs a Bitter Peach Artichoke Buttery Yolk Dip. He notices some people using Coke and he doesn't like it, so he points his nose towards the sky and walks away. As he walks away a college student  approaches him, and offers him Steamed Coffee with Cream and he excepts. Chris starts to dance and the college kids begin to laugh. They walk up to him, and tells him that that they put Coke in his Steamed Coffee with Cream. Chris stops and starts to hurl, he vomits all over the place and snot starts running down his nose. Every-one around shouts pew!!! you stink!!!! dude. Out comes the the casserole, Cranberry, Yolk, Oatmeal, Granola, Artichoke Peach and Coke. His Crap is all over the place. Chris screams "never again".